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ten things you would hate if anyone did them

1) A dog butchery- omg- sparks flying just thinking of it. And a restaurant attached to it. The doggy corpses hung upside down in the window- lab steak special, lean meat only, yum! Poodle stew a l’orange. 

2) Female Genital Mutilation clinic: Paid for by GOP members against women.

3) Death Notice Cops: yup. pretty much what it says. Including the annual ‘mix-ups and mistakes’ special with ‘hilarious’ sequences.

4) A new Weekend at Bernies movie- God- can you imagine how much that plot would stink? 

5) An all white remake of ‘The Wiz’ (file under ‘utter’ and ‘pointlessness’)

6) Jar Jar Binks…just anything with that See You Next Tuesday in it.

7) Jesus Christ Super (porn) Star - starring Russell Brand 

8) Wine made out of pee.

9) Guinness Light….wait for it…..ha ha 

10) More wedding reality shows…..no wait….