Top 10 personal ad headlines that will fail

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1) Seeking black lady who does not give a monkey’s ass about God or Jesus.

2) Wanted- Latina who will never ever want to bring any of her family around.

3) Seeking honest woman- except for that really ugly one who keeps contacting me

4) Drunk seeks drunker

5) Dick Cheney Lookalike seeks Sarah Palin Lookalike

6) Jesus seeks woman who won’t shut up about me, ever.

7) Must like poop!

8) Mom, is that you?

9) Breast size not at all important- nope, in no way does that matter.

10) Looking for girl with hotter than her best friend.

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